I like this. I like how very, very good it is at being ridiculous. And it’s VERY good at it. I like the stomping of the chorus. I like how it’s everything Alexandra Burke Plays Some Football tries to be but is 12 squillion times better at it. I like how her vocals become increasingly indecipherable the longer it goes on. I like how it does military stomping better than the Pet Shop Boys single (and I’ve become increasingly glad that scraped in at number 40). I like how huge her eyes go.
Oh god Greg James is doing a boxing analogy. Shut up Tom Morello.
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